Think Before You Speak
I hate decorating. With the fiery passion of an “appalled” Daily Mail reader hunting down a big-haired Radio 2 DJ.
However, two good things to come out of recent decorating tribulations:
1. The Crown Paints website. Oh no, I’m not being sarcastic. It’s a stroke (arp!) of genius. You can even see what your room will look like at night. (No, dickhead. Not a pitch black night.)
2. Listening to albums from start to finish while painting. Especially great ones that you haven’t listened to for ages. Come back, Good Shoes – I miss you.
Cripes, it’s snowing…